mcdammit:

i put the ‘semen’ in ‘amusement’

8====D. Bwuahaha

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mochacafe:

via ohsopictures

Been craving for some..

sorryforpartyreichen:

I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like

Beach today? 

In this weather? Why not? Coz you know….. YOLO. Bwuahhahaha I just had to x)

faggotwhispererr:

whats the difference between peanut butter and jam?

i cant peanut butter my dick up your ass

This song played on pandora and tears just started to fall. Why? Idk.. then I realiized it was…. sigh nevermind. :’\

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